Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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