Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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