How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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