gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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