sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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