i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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