he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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