I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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