Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
