Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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