I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
