Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
When did angry sex become our thing?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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