i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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