Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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