how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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