I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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