we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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