Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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