I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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