She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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