How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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