youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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