He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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