I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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