I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I am available for nakedness
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