You just made me feel so damn special
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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