Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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