you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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