she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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