it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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