Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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