Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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