Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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