HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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