Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?

(1-312): View more from Illinois

not while she was awake

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(319): View more from Iowa

umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do

(1-319): View more from Iowa

put a dollar in it?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.

(440): View more from Ohio

...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.

(513): View more from Ohio

That was a text you sent me last night.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK

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(585): View more from New York

If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays

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(313): View more from Michigan

Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about

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(951): View more from California

We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick

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