Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm like, not good at living.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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