i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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