I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I think a kid would responsible me up
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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