How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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