: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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