dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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