We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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