two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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