Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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