So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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