Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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