so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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