It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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