If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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