i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I didn't notice because vodka
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
