Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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