Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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