So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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