i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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