"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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