if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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