question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I have feelings that need drinking.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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