so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
worst night to have a conscience
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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