He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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