She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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