Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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