you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Randomize
