theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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